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I wrote this three Years ago, almost to the day.

First, you dismantle a clock according to the first hand, depending on the second hand, which in the end electrifies the third hand, and the third hand has only so little to do with the first procedure that the last procedure has so little to do with anything.

Secondly, after you have dismantled the clock, put all the components in the blender except for the gears, (those will soon be used for the flowers). After they have sat in the blender for five hours at five hundred degrees Celsius, which for your own knowing equals one thousand miles of love, you pour out all or half of all, which is half, of all the contents into a glass cylinder and shake away for another twenty minutes.

Thirdly, while you shake that with your left hand, pick up all the gears with your middle hand, and place them in a dark brown potato sack with your right hand that has the word fingers written all over it. Take the sack and shake it around for thirty-five to eighty-nine seconds, then walk away and leave it for about eight times the amount of time it takes to count to eight, and repeat until you have beautiful bouquet of flowers lying in the sack as a result of Berlin’s finest doing their job.

Fifthly, now that where done with the flowers, lets move on to the actual vase. Pour out the product that you have been shaking for the last twenty minutes (with your left hand) into a circular mold. After the mold sets, remove the casing and you will have a perfect sphere with a few pressure dings and stuff of that sort. Now throw the sphere into the air as hard as you can and hope it smiles back.

Nineteenthly, enjoy you dinner Mr. Grateful.